The unholy bastard brother of the uppercut, the upperkick involves taking the heel of the foot and bashing it against someone's chin, much like the uppercut.
Works best on little children who walk in the way of a breakdance competition inside of a subway because the mother of the child is stupid enough to take her eyes off of her child.
Works best on little children who walk in the way of a breakdance competition inside of a subway because the mother of the child is stupid enough to take her eyes off of her child.
by Obvious troll is obvious August 3, 2009
Get the Upperkick mug.The act of taking a shit on wax paper, wrapping it up and putting it in the freezer until solid frozen. Then using the frozen turd as a time delay shit bomb, drop it in the upper tank of a toilette. The Shit Agent will have time to escape and the results won’t happen until hours after he is long gone. Once the shit thaws and someone flushes the toilette, it will fill the bowl with brown water and mission is complete.
I was over Jill’s house and she had a couple people over . I wanted to upperdecker her toilette but didn’t want to get caught. Since I have mad spy skills I used some frozen shit I stashed in her deep freezer and upperdecker 007’d her toilette , giving me plenty of time between the time I left and when Allyson went in and flushed it.
by Stephen Roche October 23, 2017
Get the upperdecker 007 mug.An upperdecker is when you poop in the toilet tank of someones bathroom, its the gift that keeps on giving
by Nick June 18, 2006
Get the upperdecker mug.by Squeegie Bandit May 22, 2008
Get the Upperdeck mug.Removing the lid of the back of someone's toilet and shitting in the clean water. Results in shit running into the boil with every flush
by Dan April 5, 2004
Get the Upperdecking mug.The upperdecker is a prank that you can pull on a friend or loved one, or more likely someone who deserves it. An upperdecker is defined as defecating in the upper tank of a toilet, allowing it to fester for as long as possible and sending a chilling brown residue into the bowl upon each flush.
At a party where they run out of beer one might like to leave an "upperdecker" to show their disapproval.
by Grant Herman August 31, 2004
Get the UPPERDECKER mug.This one takes practice. This maneuver requires a toilet with a tank above it, like the ones in most homes. Instead of crapping in the bowl, you shit in the tank. Now don't flush. When the following victim flushes, the rancid waste fills the bowl. If you play your cards right, it may ferment. Great prank for those lame partys.
by CharlesVA August 5, 2006
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