UpSit

When you sit up from waking up from sleeping . UpSit

Sitting up from a laying position.

When you awake from your sleep and your feeling kinda blah, you UpSit.

UpSit by AvaFly November 27, 2025

Upseterosexual

A heterosexual person who can't mind their own business, centers themselves around queer narratives that have nothing to do with them, is constantly in a state of upset when exposed to something that is exclusively for queer people and not them. Definitely smells like a jizz sock, uses 3-1 shampoo, and can't tell the difference between hummus and tzatziki.

Oh, you have a problem with Batman's new Robin being queer? Sounds like you might actually just be an upseterosexual. Seek help, friend <3

Upseterosexual by Nicholasvanj October 14, 2021

upstairs bathroom effect 

A phenomenon in which an occupant of an upstairs bathroom is unable to hear what individuals downstairs are yelling up to him.

Marie: (To Kenneth) Darling, your brother is on the telephone!
SILENCE
Matthew: Alas, dear; he is using the upstairs bathroom and is thus unable to hear that which you are attempting to communicate to him. He may as well be deaf. This is a superb example of the so-called upstairs bathroom effect.

upstairs bathroom effect by Tyler the Definer June 5, 2013

upstanding member 

Hard on erection

Kat says Tony is a Upstanding Member

The bonus is he is a productive Member

upstanding member by Tonythetiler July 29, 2021

UPStalking 

An individual whom follows package delivery services around during the holiday's seeking out opportunities to steal boxes that are left in front of houses by the driver.

"Dude, me and Bob did a little UPStalking yesterday and nabbed a new PC thanks to the dork who left the box at a vacant house."

UPStalking by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005

Corny_And_Upset 

A Serbian variety streamer on Twitch. She primarily plays Genshin Impact, World of Warcraft, and League of Legends, though many other games have been presented on stream. She is generally known for her fun personality and mildly-scuffed streams, with fans tuning in for a good time. As of 8/02/2023, she has just over 461 followers (those poor, poor souls).

Corny_And_Upset (also known as Lucy) is a self-described Onionist. In the past, she was well known for her habit of biting into raw onions on-stream. Though this practice has not declined recently, it has been integrated more so into her streams devoted to Onionism. In these streams, Lucy typically reads aloud religious texts devoted to the Onion, partakes in various quasi-occult activities in piety to the Onion, and--of course--bites into an onion.

In the past months, her follower and average view counts have been rising continuously, of which her followers and fans have been supportive and encouraging of. Current estimations based on previous records say that this trend will continue far into the future.

Onion.

Person 1: Is Corny_And_Upset streaming today?
Person 2: Yeah! And it's an Onion stream!
Person 3: Nice balls, Person 2!

Corny_And_Upset by columbina's #1 fan July 30, 2023

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018