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the member penitrated the very hotential young women

Shit! That Bobbit bitch dis-membered Johnny!

I saw his ten inch member yesterday.

I'm A-curious so I don't need to know that.

Aye, I 'member this, I 'member that.

Hey, Esas the chick who licked you pito n threw up, you member?

Person 1: "I hear Big Boy has it in for you, what you gonna do?"

/*Big Boy = well muscled, ugly, dangerous, short tempered person with no education and bloody reputation.*/

Person 2: "Ya, don worry, I was hanging with him last night. You know what they say, keep your members close and your suspects closer."