unvestment

The opposite of making an investment. Often realized as such when looking back in hindsight.

When you gain a short term goal by wasting long term prospects.

- turns out buying that 50,000 dollar sports car was a huge unvestment.

by Shaggo April 2, 2012

Undestructible

Similar meaning to Indestructible. used when too drunk to remember the proper prefix.

Bob: Dude, check this phone out. It's totally undestructible!
Tom: Don't you mean indestructible?
Bob: Don't judge me!

by Silverraider05 January 27, 2011

untertainment

entertainment that fails to entertain

"Steps into Summer" is untertainment at its very finest, and will be warmly welcomed by those who watch TV with a shotgun in their mouth, trying to pluck up the courage.
(as quoted from TV critic Charlie Brooker)

by Eggers07 January 16, 2008

Untext

Text message without meaning. As the result of late night "drunk texting" or simple mistyping untext's are created thus causing text replies like WTF and so on.

OMG becomes PIG, LOL becomes MOM etc.. thus making text message undecipherable thus the UNTEXT

by WOBBY1 February 9, 2009

untextative

A state of not wanting to text. Whether delibrate or a temporary mood.

"She's taking forever to text me back man, I dont know what to think."
" Maybe she is just feeling untextative."

by Thaboz November 28, 2009

untethered

Slang description of someone who is not exactly grounded in reality.

Although entirely intelligent and seemingly accomplished as a professional in her field of psychology, she frequently demonstrated when we were hanging out together just how truly untethered she was.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019

Unreliable, untestable truth

The embodiment of faith.

Oh, you have faith do you?

The next time you feel compelled to use the word 'faith', why don't you try replacing it with: 'pretending to know something that I really don't know''.
If you really want to keep it simple you could just say: 'I have unreliable, untestable truth'.

by YAWA October 31, 2017