Uncest 

The act of being the most Unc

That is the uncest laugh I have ever heard

Uncest by Unc369 August 18, 2024

unvestment

The opposite of making an investment. Often realized as such when looking back in hindsight.

When you gain a short term goal by wasting long term prospects.

- turns out buying that 50,000 dollar sports car was a huge unvestment.

unvestment by Shaggo April 2, 2012

uncertainty principle 

1. States the position and momentum of a particle cannot be simultaneously measured with arbitrarily high precision. This is a crucial concept that is a part of quantum mechanics

2. The modern-day version states to never judge a girl's looks from a distance greater than or equal to 50 feet.

The uncertainty principle seems very straightforward.

Man, I was drunk last night at the party and the uncertainty principle totally slipped my mind. I swore he looked like a girl.

uncertainty principle by PVD October 5, 2004

Uncertain Times 

The mealy-mouthed, weasel-worded, chickenshit phrasing that brand advertising likes to believe is "reassuring" about massively negative global events, instead of using real words about what may be going on, like "pandemic" and/or "economic crisis" and/or "presidential incompetence".

Singular form: "(this) difficult time"

"In these "uncertain times", disposable toilet seat covers are more critical than ever, like airlines and vacation cruises. Remember, sometimes the only thing between you and a coronavirus droplet might be a Big Johnson Ass Gasket."

Uncertain Times by ToddUncommon March 30, 2020

Undestructible

Similar meaning to Indestructible. used when too drunk to remember the proper prefix.

Bob: Dude, check this phone out. It's totally undestructible!
Tom: Don't you mean indestructible?
Bob: Don't judge me!

Undestructible by Silverraider05 January 27, 2011

The Big Time Rush Uncertainty Principle 

That feeling of dread one gets when they are fearful of leaving their house because Big Time Rush will be having a live concert in their front yard.

Guy: Do you want to go out later?
Girl: No, I can't leave my house because of the Big Time Rush Uncertainty Principle.

The Big Time Rush Uncertainty Principle by Mediocretes January 4, 2019

Uncastrated 

Any male, living creature, whose testicles remain intact.

i am an uncastrated male.

Uncastrated by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019