when your friend is going out with another person, and they invite you along for the sole purpose of making sure the third person doesn't think it's a date.
in effect, your friend asks you to come along, just to defuse the sexual tension and make sure nothing happens without them having to verbally reject the other party.
note: Sex Buffers work best when you and the third party are of the same gender so they don't try to invite a 4th person to make this into a Forced Double Date
in effect, your friend asks you to come along, just to defuse the sexual tension and make sure nothing happens without them having to verbally reject the other party.
note: Sex Buffers work best when you and the third party are of the same gender so they don't try to invite a 4th person to make this into a Forced Double Date
Guy 1: hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: i went to the bar with that girl i was telling you about...
Guy 1: niiiice. did you hit it?
Guy 2: no! she brought her roommate as a sex buffer. he kept getting in between us and cockblocking me.
Guy 2: i went to the bar with that girl i was telling you about...
Guy 1: niiiice. did you hit it?
Guy 2: no! she brought her roommate as a sex buffer. he kept getting in between us and cockblocking me.
by Shaggo August 23, 2011
Get the Sex Buffermug. when a guy is close to finish, he pulls out and yells "Arriba!" (hence, mexican) as he gives the girl a "Money Shot" (therefore, fireworks)
Girl 1: what was all that commotion from your bedroom? and what happened to your face? why is it sticky?
Girl 2: he gave me Mexican Fireworks...
Girl 1: eww
Girl 2: he gave me Mexican Fireworks...
Girl 1: eww
by Shaggo July 30, 2010
Get the Mexican Fireworksmug. The opposite of making an investment. Often realized as such when looking back in hindsight.
When you gain a short term goal by wasting long term prospects.
When you gain a short term goal by wasting long term prospects.
by Shaggo April 02, 2012
Get the unvestmentmug.