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Unreliable, untestable truth

Oh, you have faith do you?

The next time you feel compelled to use the word 'faith', why don't you try replacing it with: 'pretending to know something that I really don't know''.
If you really want to keep it simple you could just say: 'I have unreliable, untestable truth'.

Untested 

A phrase used to describe electronic Ebay items that are in fact tested, but do not work. Used to absolve the seller of any blame for the item's shortcomings, and to allow the price of the item to be higher than the same item listed as broken. Effective on people new to Ebay, or too stupid to see through obvious scams.
Used copy of Mega Man X: $80.00 (Untested)

Untzster 

Noun

A person who behaves as if "untz music" (club music or rave music with a strong untz-untz-untz beat) is continuosly playing in his or her head.

Male untzsters are known to use copious ammounts of hair gel, wear square-toed shoes, and wear skintight t-shirts.

Female untzsters or "untzettes" are known to wear all things sparkly and to really put out. Big time. (Especially to men wearing gold chains upon their tanned and waxed chests.)

Note: One does not have to be at or near a nightclub to be an untzster. While some unztsters live their whole lives "untzed out," many others will only become unzsters for a special occasion, such as a "hot date." (Theoretically, if wearing the proper tight green and blue striped sateen dress shirt, one could be "unzted out" while sitting on the couch eating potato chips.)

Also see "Floridian"
"Have you seen Johnny since he got his new gold chain and black ribbed t-shirt. He's such an Untzster, and it totally turns me on..."
Untzster by Claudia D. September 4, 2005

Untasted 

When you've masturbated but haven't been sucked/blown, therefore being "Untasted".
"Dude are you still a vigin"? "Naw dude,I'm just Untasted".
Untasted by Super Niggalicious June 24, 2018

untasteless 

Uno reversed tasteless, basicly tasteful.
So, Jack lives mediocre life, drinks and has untasteless style?
- You know, untasteless is actually uno reversed tasteleness.
Oh, fuck.
untasteless by miula March 28, 2021

unterste pagode

Refering to a shamefull incident in wich horse tranquilizer was consumed in a chinese restaurant.
Ew the way justin vomit all over stacys family couch was really unterste pangode.

vielleicht nu a deutscher Satz

Das heute schon wieder alle betrunken neben die Toilette uinierten ist unterste Pagode.
unterste pagode by tabea May 12, 2023