Unjoy 

The opposite of the word “Joy”. First used in the July 1, 2019 “Pearls Before Swine” strip

The unjoy of many kids’ days is going to school

Unjoy by idontgivetwoshits July 1, 2019

unjobbed 

Choosing to escape the 9 to 5 rat race and earn your income by non-traditional means.

To choose non-employment as opposed to unemployment.

Unjobbing yourself involves backing your own skills, removing the safety net of a wage and gaining your own freedom along the way.

1/ Wage Slavery: In the modern world, you want to earn money through knowledge and leverage, not by selling your time. “Nine to five is just modern slavery…it’s wage slavery” – Naval Ravikant.

Related to the FIRE movement (Financial independence, Retire Early)

She unjobbed herself when she left her Corporate career and gave up her wage to do jobs on airtasker, drive an Uber and trade crypto...

unjobbed by Unjobbed April 15, 2021

Unjo Gratis

The savior of all humankind. The Final Prophet, Pyrocinical, Unjo bless his name, informed us of him in a spiritual episode on his holy YouTube channel. A forbidden monkey god, sentenced to damnation by his bastard bastard emperor of heaven Sitarg Ojnu. His followers are known as Unjoists and they are followers of Unjo-Gratisism

"I worship Unjo Gratis praise be to Him"

Unjo Gratis by Unjo Gratis's Disciple January 20, 2018

Unloyhoe 

An Unloyal Hoe or well known as a Thot. These females are typically blonde, wear chokers, drinks starbucks on the regular, and has fucked dozens of guys.

Nick: That bitch is thicc as fuuuuck
Dick: I've dated her before, she a unloyhoe
Nick: Did you smash tho?
Dick: Yeah, she gave me herpes

Unloyhoe by rigbecai October 14, 2017

unjoke 

An unjoke is a "joke" that doesn't actually employ humor whatsoever. Most unjokes will use the set-up from a well-known joke to hook the listener in, then end the joke with a completely serious "punchline." It is crucial that unjokes ARE NOT FUNNY at their base value. What's funny about them is that they aren't funny at all. If you don't get that, then you just don't get it.

Here are some unjokes for your enjoyment.

Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Hold her head underwater until she stops struggling.

So, a duck walks into a bar and sits down on a barstool. Animal Control is called immediately, they capture the duck, and set it free at a nearby pond.

Q: What's the difference between a Jaguar and a dead baby?
A: One is an automotive machine and the other is a tragic loss of human life. There's lots of differences, honestly.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon?
A: Five. Four, comfortably.

unjoke by VooLaLa June 13, 2008

Unboyfriendable 

a person who cannot be placed into a relationship due to their personal choice. See the Magnetic Fields song, "All My Little Words"

You told be that you're unboyfriendable. And I could make you pay and pay, but I could never make you stay.- The Magnetic Fields

Unboyfriendable by Shakranit September 14, 2011

Unloyal scum 

When your boyfriend breaks up with you then 5 hours later you go out with this man you have been talking to behind your ex's back. She's an unloyal scum.

"Hey your new gril is an unloyal scum!"

Unloyal scum by Hudderson waters December 16, 2019