unjoke

An unjoke is a "joke" that doesn't actually employ humor whatsoever. Most unjokes will use the set-up from a well-known joke to hook the listener in, then end the joke with a completely serious "punchline." It is crucial that unjokes ARE NOT FUNNY at their base value. What's funny about them is that they aren't funny at all. If you don't get that, then you just don't get it.

Here are some unjokes for your enjoyment.

Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Hold her head underwater until she stops struggling.

So, a duck walks into a bar and sits down on a barstool. Animal Control is called immediately, they capture the duck, and set it free at a nearby pond.

Q: What's the difference between a Jaguar and a dead baby?
A: One is an automotive machine and the other is a tragic loss of human life. There's lots of differences, honestly.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon?
A: Five. Four, comfortably.

by VooLaLa June 13, 2008

unjoke

A long, drawn-out joke with an elaborate backstory, misguided details, and unnessesary exposition. What seperates this from other jokes is the deadpan ending, usually marked by something ridiculously stupid, a groan-inducing pun, or simply no punchline at all.
Usually told to make the joke teller laugh at the audience's dissapointment and confusion. Most of the time, some of the audience members join in the laugher as an attempt not to look like "the guy who didn't get the joke".

The most common Unjokes are: The Tennis Ball Joke, The Friar Joke, The Clown Joke, The Shaggy Dog Joke

I dont feel like typing out one of the incredibly long jokes... so here is a short one.

So two polar bears are in a bathtub together. One says to the other, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The other says, "That's not soap... That's a radio!!" (Laugh for effect. Others should join in)

by Cuppy Brown May 28, 2006

Unwoke-up

When you reach an epiphany after being woke that you don't need to conform to the idea of being woke or the deluded belief of demonstrating an incorrect belief of being socially and politically superior to those that disagree with you.

Being woke actually encourages division and intolerance. I woke up from being woke; I unwoke-up.

by Cotton Rocks November 14, 2021

untoke

a chance to go back and save your mind, body, and soul from marijuana drug pollution; a term created with a poetic underlying meaning to describe the regretful desire to be a better NON-DRUG using person

a damn word that people spend way too much time trying to figure out!

Screenname: omg its the original untoke!! yer name is soo cool

Screenname2: wot da fuq does untoke mean??? ru drug free er somthin??

Screenname3: untoke aint even a word!!

untoke: ???

by untoke February 6, 2009

Unwoke

When you don’t conform to the idea that you are woke, or the deluded belief of being socially and politically superior because for calling random people nazis.

Am she became unwoke when she researched the issues for herself

by Smart Aleck ;) January 21, 2021

Unjokin

Unjokin is someone who tries to be funny, but he’s not for sure.

Unjokin stop hunting our air

by KhaI1d October 28, 2019

Unwoke

Courtney Miller’s biggest fear.

*The Smosh squad is playing The Who know me best challenge, question- What is Courtney’s biggest fear*

Olivia writes being unwoke

Courtney chooses Olivia’s answer because they are besties and that is Courtney’s biggest fear- Courtney hopes to never be unwoke.

by Koalalover0613 June 27, 2018