Unboyfriendable

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a person who cannot be placed into a relationship due to their personal choice. See the Magnetic Fields song, "All My Little Words"

You told be that you're unboyfriendable. And I could make you pay and pay, but I could never make you stay.- The Magnetic Fields

Unboyfriendable by Shakranit September 14, 2011

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unboyfriendable

While being able to attract men, the inability to keep them as a boyfriend.

Even though Tara likes Sam she couldn't help but antagonize him and treat him in such a way that makes their relationship impossible. With this behavior, she is definitely "unboyfriendable".

unboyfriendable by lynnpd99 February 28, 2009

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Unboyfriendable

A term used for a male (boy,guy,man,nigga,dog,pretty,sexy) you may have feelings for, but is unboyfriendable because of the following: bitchassness, wanksterism, and tomfoolery.

Kristi: That nigga is such a wankster ass!

Sonya: I know right he don't know what the hell he wants.

Alexis: He is for damn sure unboyfriendable!

Unboyfriendable by S Blade December 21, 2010

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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