Definitions by Mediocretes

Physiology Essay 

A psychology essay in which you refer to the wrong topic numerous times throughout.

Man, I only got a 20% on my Physiology Essay, I wonder why....

Physiology Essay by Mediocretes November 15, 2020

Earth Sandwich Theory

The theory that if there are two pieces of bread touching the crust of the earth at any given time it makes the earth into a sandwich.

"Hey John, can you drop a slice of bread on the ground so we can test the Earth Sandwich Theory?"

Earth Sandwich Theory by Mediocretes February 21, 2019

The Big Time Rush Uncertainty Principle 

That feeling of dread one gets when they are fearful of leaving their house because Big Time Rush will be having a live concert in their front yard.

Guy: Do you want to go out later?
Girl: No, I can't leave my house because of the Big Time Rush Uncertainty Principle.

The Big Time Rush Uncertainty Principle by Mediocretes January 4, 2019