by Mediocretes November 15, 2020

That feeling of dread one gets when they are fearful of leaving their house because Big Time Rush will be having a live concert in their front yard.
Guy: Do you want to go out later?
Girl: No, I can't leave my house because of the Big Time Rush Uncertainty Principle.
Girl: No, I can't leave my house because of the Big Time Rush Uncertainty Principle.
by Mediocretes January 04, 2019

The theory that if there are two pieces of bread touching the crust of the earth at any given time it makes the earth into a sandwich.
by Mediocretes February 21, 2019
