Unanus

Unanus is gamer speak for ones Anal Cavity, closely related to Unayner

Tyrell : Whoa, that kid just pulled down his pants.
Drewster : Yeah I saw his unanus! Holy shit!

by Putko June 10, 2008

Uranus

The most underrated planet in the solar system. It has diamond rain, extremely fast winds and an interesting axis tilt. What more could you ask for! Then the poor planet gets laughed at just because it's name sounds like the Latin word for ass.

Me: Uranus is so cool I mean it rains diamonds!
Some kid: HAHAHAHA YOUR ANUS
Uranus: (sad ice giant noises)

by Pure Ultimate March 18, 2020

Rex Uranus

A fictional 1970's porn star with a Magnum P.I. pornstache. He has a talent for life altering anal sex and is wanted in 7 states for manslaughter and assault with a deadly weapon.

Me: "Dude! Why is Tiffany walking funny"
Pete: "She just filmed a scene with Rex Uranus... She's lucky she's no crippled or dead.. That boy is hung like a clown"
Me: "Oh... I once saw Rex blind a camera man with that thing... He should've ducked"

by Rex Uranus December 8, 2021

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

by TRK, Author April 25, 2008

Unangst

A short girl with hair

That's Grace Unangst!

by Mason November 30, 2004

focus on Uranus

Does the Navy use the stars to navigate, or do they just focus on Uranus?

Does the Navy use the stars to navigate, or do they just focus on Uranus?

by I, Wreckerrr February 6, 2021

Uranus

A planet named by a very innocent man,

the focus of every astronomy joke ever
Renamed in futurama to urectum to stop the jokes

Uranus is a gassy planet

by Washy February 17, 2015