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Get the anus mug.A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the insertion of oblongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, broomsticks, fingers, penises, etc. are allowed entrance into this sacred area. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter dispersement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area.
The anus is also known as the asshole, butthole, chocolate starfish, brown eyed willy and has many other slang terms for it.
The anus is also known as the asshole, butthole, chocolate starfish, brown eyed willy and has many other slang terms for it.
<mndfreeze> mmmmm, anus is teh good!
Last night i was having sexual relations with my girlfriend, and i proceeded to insert my finger into her anus.
Last night i was having sexual relations with my girlfriend, and i proceeded to insert my finger into her anus.
by px March 6, 2003
Get the anus mug.The location of the scientifically, worldly renowned black-hole. Scientist describe it as being a region of space-time from which gravity prevents anything, including light, from escaping. Theoretically, it can only be truly proven if one such brave scientist dare enter this nasty, devout of any such life organ, and become ultimately sucked into, and lost forever and become some other worldly turd life-form. And, unfortunately, in any such case, no records would have possibly been obtained through their putrefying dooms. So, if your penis, or one such protruding object of dare venture this encumbering vessel of unmatched stank, just remember, the pleasure you are probably encountering is most likely from an Alien race of the Anal variety.
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Get the anus mug.A game of the same name to be played by two or more players in a library, funeral, or any other location where it is generally frowned upon to make noise. The game begins with one person saying "Anus," and then the next person says it again, but slightly louder. The game progresses as such with increasingly loud outbursts, and before long the word is being shouted at full blast. A winner is declared by mutual agreement when it is clear the last Anus can't be bested.
"Hey Jason" (said in chemistry class) "care for a friendly game of Anus?"
Sal got booted from the library for playing Anus again.
Sal got booted from the library for playing Anus again.
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Patient: because my anus itches and has grapes inside
Doctor: those are not grapes they are hemroids
Patient: because my anus itches and has grapes inside
Doctor: those are not grapes they are hemroids
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