Smell-o-scope

A telescope for your sense of smell, created by Hubert farnsworth it was the reason that mankind noticed a giant ball of 21st century trash flying towards earth, saving it from definite destruction.
May only exist in 31st century futurama

What happens if you use the smell-o-scope to smell Uranus- Fry

by Washy February 18, 2015

Judaism

Someone who believes the Old Testament but not the New Testament and is waiting for their Jesus.

Judaism is the root of Christianity

by Washy February 18, 2015

Logic

Something people lack
Not something you have if you are looking here for the definition

He decided that logic dictates he used Wikipedia instead

by Washy February 17, 2015

Superheroes

A superhuman hero
For example superman, the hulk, the x-men
Does not include: batman, arrow, black widow, ironman, Al gore, those nerds with a dream

those superheroes are so cool that they make ordinary heros look bad

by Washy February 17, 2015

Uranus

A planet named by a very innocent man,

the focus of every astronomy joke ever
Renamed in futurama to urectum to stop the jokes

Uranus is a gassy planet

by Washy February 17, 2015

Evil Apples

An iOS game that is a lot like cards against humanity but a lot ruder and with a lot more knob jokes

Evil apples ruined my life

by Washy February 17, 2015

Volunteer editors

The dickheads that keep saying no to my definitions

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it

by Washy February 17, 2015