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UnJ by Hayden19977 July 8, 2022
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únj' łætsūñ 

The sensation of wrongdoing while harvesting organs of a cabinet next to a couch.
Those back-stabbing hooligans that únj' łætsūñ in my front yard again did it in your yard too?
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to unji is to fall from a high place that lead to external damage in your head causing death(a.k.a tofu)

the origin is a 90's TV commercial where a guy jumps off the cliff in a forest saying "I am a natural man!!" The TV commericial was advertising a health drink named "unji-cheon-F", therefore making unji have such meaning.

first used as a disgraceful way of describing the way the 16th president of South Korea, Roh Moohyun passed away, where he commited suicide in the Owl Rock near the Bongha village, Gimhae, Gyeongsangnamdo, South Korea, the term has become a disgraceful slang which means to commit suicide from a high place and later on getting severe damage in your head, which is fatal.
Some mature ass kid at school: I failed the test today. I should probably unji!
His friends: It was a easy ass test! go unji yourself!
unji by theNigerienTribesman September 15, 2021

unjobbed 

Choosing to escape the 9 to 5 rat race and earn your income by non-traditional means.

To choose non-employment as opposed to unemployment.

Unjobbing yourself involves backing your own skills, removing the safety net of a wage and gaining your own freedom along the way.

1/ Wage Slavery: In the modern world, you want to earn money through knowledge and leverage, not by selling your time. “Nine to five is just modern slavery…it’s wage slavery” – Naval Ravikant.

Related to the FIRE movement (Financial independence, Retire Early)
She unjobbed herself when she left her Corporate career and gave up her wage to do jobs on airtasker, drive an Uber and trade crypto...
unjobbed by Unjobbed April 15, 2021

Unjo Gratis

The savior of all humankind. The Final Prophet, Pyrocinical, Unjo bless his name, informed us of him in a spiritual episode on his holy YouTube channel. A forbidden monkey god, sentenced to damnation by his bastard bastard emperor of heaven Sitarg Ojnu. His followers are known as Unjoists and they are followers of Unjo-Gratisism
"I worship Unjo Gratis praise be to Him"

Unjected 

Covid-19 unvaccinated humans. Super rare. Organic. High quality DNA.
The ‘Unjected’ never gave in to tyrannical health mandates.

‘Unjected’ people display high levels of intelligence.
Unjected by Unjected.com August 19, 2022

unjuanable 

Juan is a chinese word,It describes students competing with each other to learnsso unjuanable mean is not enough energy to learn.It shows that Chinese students are highly competitive and some peoples helplessness
Even Henry studies very hard,but compare with native speakers,in learning aspect she looks unjuanable
unjuanable by FTROML November 28, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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