unjewify

When the Space Laser corporation kicks you out so you loose your job at the bank and have your nose shrunken.

Space Laser Corp Manager: We have seen that you haven't been stingy enough with your money.

Jew: Wdym? I met my monthly quota last month!?

Space Laser Corp Manager: I'm sorry. This is this month now. We are going to have to unjewify you.

Normal person (prev. Jew): MY NOSE!! AND MY JOB!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

by 979999 March 25, 2021

unjewify

When a person who was born a Jew decides to move away from their culture due to a desire to pursue other paths in their life. The process is simply the decision to reject the label that they were born with.

David: Dude, I fucking hate being born a Jew.

Rob: Man you should just unjewify yourself.

David: Shit yo, you're right imma do that right now

Rob: Sweet, let me know when you wanna come to church with me

by winterbabe550 May 9, 2011