When the Space Laser corporation kicks you out so you loose your job at the bank and have your nose shrunken.
Space Laser Corp Manager: We have seen that you haven't been stingy enough with your money.
Jew: Wdym? I met my monthly quota last month!?
Space Laser Corp Manager: I'm sorry. This is this month now. We are going to have to unjewify you.
Normal person (prev. Jew): MY NOSE!! AND MY JOB!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jew: Wdym? I met my monthly quota last month!?
Space Laser Corp Manager: I'm sorry. This is this month now. We are going to have to unjewify you.
Normal person (prev. Jew): MY NOSE!! AND MY JOB!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
by 979999 March 25, 2021
When a person who was born a Jew decides to move away from their culture due to a desire to pursue other paths in their life. The process is simply the decision to reject the label that they were born with.
David: Dude, I fucking hate being born a Jew.
Rob: Man you should just unjewify yourself.
David: Shit yo, you're right imma do that right now
Rob: Sweet, let me know when you wanna come to church with me
Rob: Man you should just unjewify yourself.
David: Shit yo, you're right imma do that right now
Rob: Sweet, let me know when you wanna come to church with me
by winterbabe550 April 18, 2011