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Ultradouche 

a guy who sports the hood on hat look whilst taking a picture of himself looking like he hates the world to make his facebook profile pic so he can show off to his homies
Nichole: Woah check out the new kid
Christin: yah holy cow he looks like he wants to be mackin on a porcupine

Nichole: yah and check out his facebook
Christin : ultradouche
Ultradouche by homieGfasho2.0 November 16, 2009

ultrasound blindness

Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.
Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*
ultrasound blindness by thePenciler February 24, 2010

UltraSurf 

A downloadable Internet proxy program that is the bane of high school Internet filters everywhere.

UltraSurf originated in 2003 as an anti-censorship program for Chinese Internet users. Its use in high schools began in 2008, but it exploded into popularity in early 2009 and quickly became a major issue for high schools, who are used to blocking traditional Internet-based proxies.

UltraSurf is perhaps best known for the golden lock icon that appears in the bottom right corner of the screen while the program is in use. Students will sometimes hide this movable icon behind the taskbar because it is so easily visible to teachers and administrators.

UltraSurf is almost impossible to block on school campuses because it is a downloadable program run off of a USB flash drive instead of a website that can be blocked through a filter. Like traditional proxies, it is used primarily to gain access to Facebook, Youtube, and other commonly blocked websites.

"Nerdy" students may gain instant popularity by proliferating the program to more popular students, though results may vary.
UltraSurf is so mainstream these days that even my teacher uses it to get on Facebook during lunch.

It's funny how the computer geeks became popular overnight just because they introduced those preps to UltraSurf.
UltraSurf by Proxy master May 18, 2009

ultracool 

An adjective referring to something / someone beeing just unbelievably cool.
This atoms are so ultracool!
ultracool by ultracool jest June 14, 2011
UltraSoft was/is a popular Door Game producer for BBS systems of all types and for Telnet operations. Also known as UltraSoft-Online in more recent times, due to the Internet. They began producing an advanced genre of Door Games in the late 80s and throughout most of the 90's, featuring graphic animation and sound effects, something seldom seen before, in that type of BBS-related software.

UltraSoft was featured in books like 'BBS Secrets" from IDG Publishing and others, and in BBS Related articles and on a number of software CDs. A few of the Door Games they produced were Top Ranked Boxing, Animated Backgammon, and Saratoga Raceway. There is also a Drag Strip Game and a High-Speed Indianapolis Oval Track Racing Game.

Since that time they still upgrade their doorgames for BBS systems on Telnet, but also produce a variety of shareware programs for other platforms, such as Windows 95 up through Vista.

It's my understanding they still have at least one primary web site, if not more, where files can be downloaded. I don't have a URL handy though.
Saratoga Raceway Door Game for Bulletin Board Systems (BBS)
UltraSoft Top Ranked Boxing BBS Door Game
UltraSoft Animated Backgammon BBS Door Game
Indy Speedway BBS Door Game
ultrasoft by Mark Hampton November 13, 2007

ultrasubcretin 

An ultrasubcretin is a person that is so incredibly stupid, that morons and cretins are exceptionally intelligent by comparison.
The editor at "Urban Dictionary" was typical of all editors at "Urban Dictionary" because the editor was such an ultrasubcretin, that he/she/it could not discern his/her/its rectum from a hole in the ground.
ultrasubcretin by James Clemens August 22, 2020
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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