ultrasoft

UltraSoft was/is a popular Door Game producer for BBS systems of all types and for Telnet operations. Also known as UltraSoft-Online in more recent times, due to the Internet. They began producing an advanced genre of Door Games in the late 80s and throughout most of the 90's, featuring graphic animation and sound effects, something seldom seen before, in that type of BBS-related software.

UltraSoft was featured in books like 'BBS Secrets" from IDG Publishing and others, and in BBS Related articles and on a number of software CDs. A few of the Door Games they produced were Top Ranked Boxing, Animated Backgammon, and Saratoga Raceway. There is also a Drag Strip Game and a High-Speed Indianapolis Oval Track Racing Game.

Since that time they still upgrade their doorgames for BBS systems on Telnet, but also produce a variety of shareware programs for other platforms, such as Windows 95 up through Vista.

It's my understanding they still have at least one primary web site, if not more, where files can be downloaded. I don't have a URL handy though.

Saratoga Raceway Door Game for Bulletin Board Systems (BBS)
UltraSoft Top Ranked Boxing BBS Door Game
UltraSoft Animated Backgammon BBS Door Game
Indy Speedway BBS Door Game

ultrasoft by Mark Hampton November 13, 2007

ultrasafe 

FREE MONEY

if you aren't investing now you are a moron

Jim : Yo did you buy ultrasafe ?
Bob : No
Jim : Fucking moron you missed out on 1 million

ultrasafe by phantom12 June 2, 2021

UltraSafe 

The safest crypto coin on the market, which offers 4% reflections to holders for every purchase/sell made.

I lost all my money from a rug-pull, pump & dump again, I should have bought UltraSafe...

UltraSafe by Randall's Child June 24, 2021

ultrasound blindness

Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.

Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*

ultrasound blindness by thePenciler February 24, 2010

Charmin Ultra soft 

Being, or becoming soft, very soft, like really really soft. Could easily be mistaken for a bitch, or someone who has recently lost their balls and developed a vagina.

Coach Huck used to be cool, but all of a sudden that dude became Charmin Ultra Soft.

Charmin Ultra soft by Someguy2018 July 19, 2018

ultrasound zap 

When somebody fart so quickly and silently that you can only feel the smell or a tiny sound from this.

- Mother of God! What a smell! Who did the ultrasound zap?

ultrasound zap by Deni$u Straight from Streets December 19, 2016

Charmin Ultra Soft 

Super soft. Nothing in the world could be softer. Often easily broken under pressure and is just naturally broken, often without any cause at all.

Omar: That Thomas guy is soooo soft
Hallouda: hes more than soft.... he's Charmin Ultra Soft

Charmin Ultra Soft by primetime1991 October 4, 2010