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U.L.T.R.A.S.O.U.N.D.S. - an acronym for Unknown Lifeform TRacking System for the Organization and Utilization of Newly Discovered Species. This device is used to track alien invasions into our universe. see babies a.k.a aliens
The ultrasounds showed the use of the mother as a knowing host for the alien invasion
ultrasounds by Carl Sagan September 27, 2004
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ultrasound blindness

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Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.
Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*
ultrasound blindness by thePenciler February 24, 2010

ultrasound zap 

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When somebody fart so quickly and silently that you can only feel the smell or a tiny sound from this.
- Mother of God! What a smell! Who did the ultrasound zap?

Ultrasound 

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Coming on a girl's stomach then rubbing your dick head in it.
Dude 1 - I can't believe you hit that bare-back. Tell me you pulled out at least.

Dude 2 - Of course man, I pulled out a gave her the ultrasound.

or

I ultrasounded the shit out of her gut.
Ultrasound by theonlygomanever December 19, 2008

The Ultrasound 

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The Ultrasound: Verb

A sexual act where you ejaculate on your woman's stomach and spread it around with your penis simulating an ultrasound technician.
Damn girl, Marcus spread his nut on my belly and gave me The Ultrasound.
The Ultrasound by GhotiCzys November 22, 2016

Ultrasound

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When you reverse titty-fuck (ass over her face) a pregnant woman and jizz all over her pregnant belly. You immediately rub it all over her belly mimicking ultrasound jelly and yell “Ultrasound!”
“Man I gave my wife an Ultrasound last night and it turns out she’s having a boy!”
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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