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Ukrainium 

The hardest material currently known to man. Recently discovered in February 2022. It was found that the balls of everyone defending Ukrainian land are naturally composed of the material.
Do you know why Sasha can’t get on a plane? Because his Ukrainium balls became way too heavy for takeoff, since February 2022.
Ukrainium by Juan-largo7 March 2, 2022

Ukrainian Tractor Pull 

The act of stealing a main battle tank by towing it behind a standard farm tractor.
We can defend our homeland by organizing a Ukrainian Tractor Pull.

Ukrainian Fireplace 

The practice of making a wall of tires and setting them ablaze serving dual purpose of an impassable wall that keeps oppressive governments out, and you warm. Made popular during the frigid Kiev, Ukraine Revolt.
Hey Дмитро, did you see the live stream of the revolt last night? Yeah, they were flinging tires into the Ukrainian Fireplace all night.
Ukrainian Fireplace by WarMace January 23, 2014

Ukrainian Tractor Pull 

Stealing Russian military vehicles by towing them off, right under the noses of the soldiers assigned to said military equipment.
Did you see that new video of a Ukrainian Tractor pull? They got a frikkin’ tank this time!

Ukrainian Handshake 

The act of placing one fist in the vagina and the other in the anus simultaneously, and attempting to shake one's own hand.
This Eastern European woman asked me to double fist her, but she was too tight in one hole, so I had to use the other hole and gave her the old Ukrainian Handshake.

ukrainian farmer 

An absolute legend. Some say he stole Russian tanks with his tiny blue gypsy tractor
I've seen videos of the Ukrainian Farmer
ukrainian farmer by Dieter837 March 10, 2022