The name for a type of mental illness. When you have that special kind of OCD where, when texting, you spot a typo after you hit send and MUST send a correction immediately after, usually included with an asterisk (*)

Man, you don't have to always correct your spelling to me in our texts, you know.

Yeah, I know, I cant help it, I have Typoitis.

typoitis by pseudojulie September 1, 2016

Related Words

Tyronitis • Tysonitis • talonitis • tycoonitis • typoitis • typolitis • Typoritis • Tyraitis • Tyroneism • Tyronetiggum

Tyronetiggum

Troll/Dwarf warrior with nice rolls.

HOLY COW YOU JUST ROLLED A TYRONETIGGUM.

Tyronetiggum by SLBenfica202 March 24, 2010

Tyronius Maximus

The blackest of all black people. Thought by many to be nearly extinct by some scholars.

The Tyronius Maximus were free roaming in the African desert until the mid 1800s. After that time, a small number of them remained in tribes, but those have all but evaporated. Occasionally you will may observe one robbing a convenience store, or shooting an unarmed civilian for no reason.

Tyronius Maximus by TTVJones October 4, 2018

typolitis

A person who constantly makes typos.Usually on facebook chats and comments.People who suffer from Typolitis type sentence's which are barely readable ,although close friends understand your condition and get used to what yout trying to say.

Simon:Hi Tracey,Hwos your dya beeen?
Tracey:LOL... dude your typolitis is playing up again!!

typolitis by Slainte6 February 20, 2011

Tysonitis

Malady where one has the sudden urge to eat the children of others (ref: Lennox Lewis, "I want to eat his children")

I think Joe has Tysonitis, he said he wanted to eat my kids!

Tysonitis by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

talonitis

1) the state of dull/cracked talons with acute or chronic inflammation and potential lesions of ones talon or talons.

2) any state of sorrow, pain, discomfort, or general malaise in any part of the human body.
3) extremely hungover

I stayed up too late last night and drank five bud forties. Now my skull is throbbing, and I am at the library with a severe case of talonitis.

talonitis by kblaze83 July 23, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026