typolitis 

A person who constantly makes typos.Usually on facebook chats and comments.People who suffer from Typolitis type sentence's which are barely readable ,although close friends understand your condition and get used to what yout trying to say.

Simon:Hi Tracey,Hwos your dya beeen?
Tracey:LOL... dude your typolitis is playing up again!!

typolitis by Slainte6 February 20, 2011

typoitis 

The name for a type of mental illness. When you have that special kind of OCD where, when texting, you spot a typo after you hit send and MUST send a correction immediately after, usually included with an asterisk (*)

Man, you don't have to always correct your spelling to me in our texts, you know.

Yeah, I know, I cant help it, I have Typoitis.

typoitis by pseudojulie September 1, 2016

Tyronitis 

A condition where you're stomach swells to gargantuan proportion, but you manage to convince yourself it is not fat.

When someone says:

It's not fat, it's muscle

(Tyronitis)

Tyronitis by Girt February 8, 2008

typotis

The act of performing repeated spelling error (especially on easy words) while chatting in a chatroom. Extremely contagious.

I had awesome brger for luch today... *burger...geez, my typotis is getting worse by the day.

typotis by sweetchoc February 23, 2008

Typolytis 

Typolytis is a condition which most often affects those who do a great deal of online messaging, social networking or sometimes when just typing in general. Sometimes people such as this have typed so much and on a bad day will make constant spelling mistakes or typographical errors, one after the other.

Jill: Hi' how arey ou tody/?
Jack: WTF??
Jiil: Oops sorry hving a typolytis attack today! My typins ReALLY bad!!@

Jack: OK

Typolytis by Valley_Cat February 22, 2011

typositus 

Where you make typos often online and dont proof read before hitting send and have to send another message with the correct spelling.

Spelt something wrong and quickly reply with the right spelling

"Omg typositus strikes again"

"Sorry I have typositus"

typositus by WolfySam June 16, 2022

Tysonitis

Malady where one has the sudden urge to eat the children of others (ref: Lennox Lewis, "I want to eat his children")

I think Joe has Tysonitis, he said he wanted to eat my kids!

Tysonitis by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005