talonitis

1) the state of dull/cracked talons with acute or chronic inflammation and potential lesions of ones talon or talons.

2) any state of sorrow, pain, discomfort, or general malaise in any part of the human body.
3) extremely hungover

I stayed up too late last night and drank five bud forties. Now my skull is throbbing, and I am at the library with a severe case of talonitis.

talonitis by kblaze83 July 23, 2010

Tyronitis 

A condition where you're stomach swells to gargantuan proportion, but you manage to convince yourself it is not fat.

When someone says:

It's not fat, it's muscle

(Tyronitis)

Tyronitis by Girt February 8, 2008

TALLITIST 

Adjective
- elitist attitude about the tall, characterized by or showing prejudice or discrimination on the basis of person's height.
- blatant approbation of tall people alone as potential friends or partners.
- dismissive of people of shorter height; considering them incapable of being taken seriously in social interactions, platonic or otherwise.

noun - Tallitism
- a person with tallitist views.

I hate to admit but me being tallitist does get in the way of dating sometimes.

If she were a ledger, I would credit her some height, that is how incorrigibly tallitist I am for an accountant!

TALLITIST by Wise Wormie from NJ November 18, 2021

Talkitis 

It's a very contagious thing which causes people to talk and talk forever.

Many people in history had talkitis, like the President

Talkitis by CoolanguinDude457 February 26, 2015

talkitis 

The act of never shutting up.

Brianna approached Jeff. "Hey Jeff, guess what I have talkitis and I never shut up because I dont know how to lets start another topic before a period or comma comes in the way I like shoes don't you?"

talkitis by gameguru3 October 20, 2009

Tailbonitis 

Condition associated with long term exposure to commercial flying in coach class when your tail bone hurts like crazy after 2 hours in the seat.

Son in seat 150C:
Hey Dad, why is that guy in 148D sitting like he has crapped his pants?
Dad:
Don't worry Son, he looks like he travels a lot and has tailbonitis. He is just trying to take the weight off his ass bone, so should be safe to go near.
Why don't you be a sport and give him our pillows?

Tailbonitis by coach class traveller March 18, 2017

Tysonitis

Malady where one has the sudden urge to eat the children of others (ref: Lennox Lewis, "I want to eat his children")

I think Joe has Tysonitis, he said he wanted to eat my kids!

Tysonitis by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005