Typoritis

A condition caused while typing which causes alot of typos to be made.

"I'm sorry, I've been suffering from Typoritis lately."

by Moocowfarm June 12, 2009

typoitis

The name for a type of mental illness. When you have that special kind of OCD where, when texting, you spot a typo after you hit send and MUST send a correction immediately after, usually included with an asterisk (*)

Man, you don't have to always correct your spelling to me in our texts, you know.

Yeah, I know, I cant help it, I have Typoitis.

by pseudojulie September 1, 2016

Tyronitis

A condition where you're stomach swells to gargantuan proportion, but you manage to convince yourself it is not fat.

When someone says:

It's not fat, it's muscle

(Tyronitis)

by Girt February 8, 2008

typotis

The act of performing repeated spelling error (especially on easy words) while chatting in a chatroom. Extremely contagious.

I had awesome brger for luch today... *burger...geez, my typotis is getting worse by the day.

by sweetchoc February 23, 2008

typolitis

A person who constantly makes typos.Usually on facebook chats and comments.People who suffer from Typolitis type sentence's which are barely readable ,although close friends understand your condition and get used to what yout trying to say.

Simon:Hi Tracey,Hwos your dya beeen?
Tracey:LOL... dude your typolitis is playing up again!!

by Slainte6 February 20, 2011

Tenoritis

A disease which primarily afflicts altos, causing them to stop being roped into boring harmonies that you can't even hear over the sopranos and start singing with the tenors, usually better and with more power. Despite being a disease, it is often considered a blessing to those with true tenor ranges who are being held down by the man and/or traditional gender roles.

Conductor: Alex, I didn't hear you on that harmony.
Alex: Sorry, man, I've got tenoritis.

Jill: Kat, I'm so sick of not being heard.
Kat: Let's go sing with Lilly, she's got tenoritis. It's super contagious.

by qree May 13, 2010

Typolytis

Typolytis is a condition which most often affects those who do a great deal of online messaging, social networking or sometimes when just typing in general. Sometimes people such as this have typed so much and on a bad day will make constant spelling mistakes or typographical errors, one after the other.

Jill: Hi' how arey ou tody/?
Jack: WTF??
Jiil: Oops sorry hving a typolytis attack today! My typins ReALLY bad!!@

Jack: OK

by Valley_Cat February 22, 2011