Twunticle

A person so devoid of cerebral capacity that monosyllabic words are too complicated.

Henrik you Twunticle!

by Badger Breath February 2, 2010

Twisticle

Twisticle is common medic slang for testicular torsion. This occurs when the testicle twists inside the scrotum and blood flow to the testicle is restricted. The treatment includes turning the testicle in the direction you turn pages in a book. Testicle death can result from a twisticle and it should be taken to a doctor immediately.

Johnny gave himself a twisticle to stop his premature problem and had to have his nuts removed.

by UrbanTwisticle January 1, 2012

Tenticle Rape Insurance

Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.

Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.

"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."

by TimPestilence July 25, 2009

twisticles

a pair of testicles that are twisted up

Emily dida number on my balls, now I have twisticles!

by urbandickchinairy February 8, 2007

trusticles

Having the balls to trust someone in a difficult situation, when the failure of that trust would result in injury or financial loss.

I know I got my law degree online, but we're family. Show me you've got some big trusticles and let me defend you in court!

by boaluta December 31, 2008

Twuncle

Gay uncle; in good shape but too old to be a twink

Oh my uncle? He’s not a bear, he’s a Twuncle

by Eastcoastvswestcoast July 23, 2019

Trenticles

Slang word used for an assumed homosexual named Trent. Because Trent enjoys testicles, he is better coined with the named "Trenticle." It is also a play on the word "Tentacles," which is by definition a "flexible appendage on a human." This references a penis which is both flexible and on a human.

T: Mr. Campbell you look very cute today.

C: Why thank you Trenticles, you as well

by cbh2380 February 12, 2018