trusticle

An asshole who has difficulty trusting others.

Ethan: I can't believe you let a gay guy touch your leg, you slut.
Emily: He's gay. You're such a trusticle.

by EmilyMears February 10, 2006

thrustice

Very much like justice, only with a great deal more thrusting.

Directinos needs to be brought to thrustice, he's like a GPS. Don't let him kick you in your howards...

by Machiep December 2, 2011

Redneck Testicle Mudflap

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.

Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Teasticles

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.

by meowlnir June 28, 2016

Testicle Jockey

Taking one deep, so deep as it appears that person is a horse jockey on a pair of testicles. Typically is used to refer to a homo, a friend who is being a douche, or a slam piece.

Person1: "Fat Alex almost seems like a mezza fanook"
Person2: "No, Fat Alex is without a doubt a testicle jockey"

by Herby Vershmales December 2, 2010

testicle festival

1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest

"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."

by squirrelspank June 8, 2003

testicle repellant

when a girl is so ugly, obnoxious or slutty, any guy will cringe at the mere thought of this girl, hence the action of repelling testicles

you want to invite EMMA??? ew no, she's über testicle repellant.

by Adam Henaghan September 2, 2007