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Twottened 

When you get caught illegally pirating stuff by your ISP, you have been twottened. Being twottened the first time is ok, but the second or third time, you're screwed.
Joe: AH SHIT!
Andy: What?
Joe: I got twottened.
Andy: That sucks!
Twottened by Ghangis24 June 1, 2009
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Trottered 

When a male hunting Tinder or dating sites of a similar nature is duped into thinking a females body is attractive. Her profile will consist entirely of head and above chest photos, when they have exchanged many messages they meet for him to find more than he bargained for!
Rodge: Hi there, dam I never realised your arse was that big and your legs are like tree trunks!
Girl: Why do you think my profile consists solely of head shots, you're my bitch now.... Too late, You Been Trottered Son
Trottered by Elred October 27, 2014

Twittered 

A buzzing excitement that rises around anyone going viral, self-perpetuating itself until overexposure.
Getting a little too hyped up about something.
I graduated from college. I'm so twittered right now.

The Cash Me Outside girl is getting twittered about too much. She'll be an unknown again by next month.
Twittered by Noir March 15, 2017

Glittered and Twittered 

If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"

This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.

Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?

For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."
Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"
Glittered and Twittered by gravy111 November 21, 2010

twattered 

To be slandered or attacked via twitter.
The new Supreme Court nominee, had solid credentials but that didn't prevent her from getting twattered by Newt.
twattered by mick e June 5, 2009

get twittered 

A demand that something silly go viral. To do something so nonsensical that it sets the twitterverse abuzz.

To get overexcited about something. To geek out over something of little consequence.
"We just rolled up in the club to get twittered, quick, take a pic."

"I have pics of him without his shirt!"
"Get twittered! He doesn't even have a Dad bod."
get twittered by Noir February 9, 2018

Twitteredian

A person who uses the Twitter service to dispatch jokes, who also believes themselves to be funny, but in reality are not.
"Did you read Joe's last twitter?"
"Yea, he's a regular Twitteredian *Rolls eyes*"
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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