Bud says, "Jed, you might wanna mind your meter, the bear is round the bend."

Jed says, "that's a 10-4, whats your 20"?

Bud: marker 27.

Jed: I got my eyes on.

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often shortened to: "what's your 20?" or just 20? when texting

often shortened to: "what's your 20?" by Mr Major July 2, 2008

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thirteened

to be thirteened... two younger girls 'hooking up' with an older boy during a surprise suduction attack. (made after the movie thirteen from the scene at "lifeguard boys" house.)

marcin walks into cindy's room, where her and lily are; after marcin is asked if he wants to be thirteened, lily&cindy begin to seduce marcin & continues into a make-out session.

thirteened by LGCBFH February 15, 2007

Twottened

When you get caught illegally pirating stuff by your ISP, you have been twottened. Being twottened the first time is ok, but the second or third time, you're screwed.

Joe: AH SHIT!
Andy: What?
Joe: I got twottened.
Andy: That sucks!

Twottened by Ghangis24 June 1, 2009

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tottened

Getting so wasted on a night out that you wake the whole block up when your disastrous cooking attempts set the smoke alarms off

Student 1: how was your night?
Student 2: man it was bad, I got tottened!

tottened by Immunocompromised May 5, 2015

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thorned up

Thorned up: like you're thirsty and horny, a state of sexual arousal that just won't go away, and you're all worked up and hot.

"he was so thorned up he jacked off like 5 times today"

"Fuck man, im hella thorned up right now"

"He's been all thorned up acting hella thirsty"

"i've been hard all day, damn I'm feelin thorned up"

thorned up by Prince0fFuckyou July 2, 2015

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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