Trottered

When a male hunting Tinder or dating sites of a similar nature is duped into thinking a females body is attractive. Her profile will consist entirely of head and above chest photos, when they have exchanged many messages they meet for him to find more than he bargained for!

Rodge: Hi there, dam I never realised your arse was that big and your legs are like tree trunks!
Girl: Why do you think my profile consists solely of head shots, you're my bitch now.... Too late, You Been Trottered Son

by Elred October 27, 2014

Trottered

To get trottered is to wake up one morning with someone you barely know and have no idea how you got there. This is usually followed by intense feelings of shame. This is especially relevant when both participants are in this state.
The only legitimate time to use the memory card

Guy 1: Dude I woke up next to this random chick this morning and she had no idea who I was.

Guy 2: I saw you in the club, you two totally got trottered last night.

by Phraxol March 11, 2012

tattered windsock

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.

"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

by Chris Dwyer June 11, 2006

Charles Trotter

A dark handsome man who is so caring, loyal, drunk, and insane to a point you don't know what is what.

I want to date a man like Charles Trotter

by KBR#91Slut June 30, 2022

The trotter game

A game where you pretend your hands are trotters and place them on top of another persons hands repeatedly saying ‘trotters’

Person 1: Wanna play The trotter game?
Person 2: Yeah!
Both: “Trotters”

by pseundonymeoprwer January 31, 2023

troggered

When someone gets triggered for a stupid or "wrong" reason, they are said to be troggered.

"Dude all the punctuation goes inside the quotation marks! I'm so fucking triggered."
"That guy is so troggered right now."

"I asked for chocolate ice cream and you gave me vanilla?! Are you racist against black people!?"
"... Stop being so troggered."

by xXpU55y514Y3R69420B14Z31TXx February 28, 2017

Trail Trotter

When Basic Bitches/Bros go on "adventures" and post all over social media to advertise themselves as someone who does more than just nature walks. Trail Trotters shy away from hikes that have steep inclines, rough terrain, or anything that may not allow them to dress up for the pictures taken along the way. You may notice them post about "how much they love going on adventures" or "how they basically live in the forest".

Trail Trotter comes from the word "Trot" which means to "go or walk briskly" as well as having the meaning "diarrhea" because they are society's shit hikers, as they litter the trails or hikes with inconvenience as hikers can not walk past them because they have to stop and take a "selfie".

Did you see Jenna's Instagram photo? She said she loves going on adventures.... That hike is only a mile long, and she's wearing ugs. Jenna is such a Trail Trotter (or Trail Trot).

by Lwrnr March 17, 2015