Tworfing

When you are having interviews and she starts playing Sicko Mode by Travis Scott after you nut all over her ear.

I was having the best night with Audrey last night then she started Tworfing after

Tworfing by Tanjiroop December 7, 2020

Tworking

Watching Twitch.tv while at work

I'm tworking all day long.
I twork 5 days a week.

Tworking by Sparky1492 November 29, 2016

tworting 

To behave in a way where you do no good to people and sit around doing nothing, e.g. at work on your phone doing nothing to help.

“Oh can you just do something and stop tworting around

tworting by jollyrungay November 21, 2022

Tworking

Rubbing one's buttocks against keyboard in order to produce code

Damn be this Monday! Have to be tworking again.

Tworking by comaunite August 19, 2014

tworking

Exploiting yourself (as opposed to your sexuality) by working (as opposed to dancing in a weird way).

"Bye, I´m off tworking all day!"

tworking by Bee Beard October 29, 2013

twofingermagic 

To twofingermagic is to put two fingers, preferably the index and middle finger deep inside ones throat in order to produce a gagging reflex. One can only 'twofingermagic' voluntary, this is producing the gagging reflex without it is nessecary *yet*. You magically avoid being sick and having to vomit after drinking to much sauce.
Once nausiated to the point of vomiting, one can no longer perform twofingermagic, one can only vomit and be miserable about it.

Tycho twofingermagicked after drinking a bottle of wodka and eating a large amount of cheese.

twofingermagic by Gastronanga May 12, 2006

Tworking

When you are paid to, or seem to be paid to, do nothing but make tweets (or other social media posts) rather than doing actual work.

"We might get those financial reports done if Mary would stop tworking like Trump at her desk all day and do her actual job."

Tworking by Jaq Lemur June 2, 2018