tworting

To behave in a way where you do no good to people and sit around doing nothing, e.g. at work on your phone doing nothing to help.

“Oh can you just do something and stop tworting around

by jollyrungay November 21, 2022

twirting

The act of flirting via Twitter.

OMGSH! I can't believe Sally is putting up with Tom's twirting with that chick in Arkansas. They have been going back and forth for days and I bet they DM too!

by danielle_i February 7, 2009

Torting

Sex dressed as a kittie whilst engaging in the graceful act of enchilada frisbee.

Often involves saucers of milk.

A favourite foreplay pastime of furries.

Example: Dawn wanted to do some torting but Sidge was more interested in scratching furniture.

by minasidge September 18, 2013

Tworking

Watching Twitch.tv while at work

I'm tworking all day long.
I twork 5 days a week.

by Sparky1492 November 29, 2016

Torting

A slang term used by members of the baking community and pastry chefs to describe sexual intercourse of the vagina or anus whereby the size and girth of the male sex partner literally feels like the female is being split in half just like Torting, in baking terms, is the splitting of a single cake in half.

Jannette: How was your date last night with Melvin after you all finshed your kitchen shift?
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.

Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014

twooting

Tweeting via cell phone while using the restroom.

"Are you in there taking a dump"

"Yep, and I'm twooting on my cell phone"

by str8locsta February 15, 2010

Tworfing

When you are having interviews and she starts playing Sicko Mode by Travis Scott after you nut all over her ear.

I was having the best night with Audrey last night then she started Tworfing after

by Tanjiroop December 7, 2020