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to fuck around in any way shape or form.
stop torfing and do your job
torfing by rollout October 11, 2010
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Torrington High School 

Public school in northwestern Connecticut. Prides itself on a lack of ceilings, random bomb threats, a series of nuclear fallout shelter tunnels, knife-wielding students, and at least one teacher who breaks and enters.
"And I'd like to congratulate the 1% of Torrington High Schools's graduating class who are not going on to UConn, Central Connecticut, NCCC-- or McDonalds."
-Principal LeDuc
Torping is a penguin character and the official mascot of the Linux Communities. It was created on 7th of May 2017 as the relative of Tux, the original mascot created in 1996 for the Linux Kernel. The meaning of Torping can be derived from Linus Torvalds penguin. Another explanation can be Tor (anonymity network) and ping (the network utility used to test reachability)
good morning torping, that's a nice tnetennba
torping by torping June 30, 2017

Torkington 

A rare type of ampethamine known to induce vivid fabrications of liasons with sheep; more commonly used as a verb to rape and molest someone
Walker: "Is that your field over there?"
Farmer: "Ay, the best breed of sheep in wales walk that grass."
Walker: "I think you've got yourself a Torkington."
Sheep: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."
Torkington by Nerd. December 31, 2007
Sex dressed as a kittie whilst engaging in the graceful act of enchilada frisbee.

Often involves saucers of milk.

A favourite foreplay pastime of furries.
Example: Dawn wanted to do some torting but Sidge was more interested in scratching furniture.
Torting by minasidge September 18, 2013
The act of a male giving a deep tissue massage to another male un-expectingly. The male giving the massage then asks how the other male's day is going, small talk, etc. The massaged male then utters a series of grunts and moans.
Dude, look at Ed toring Richard. What a big gay!
Toring by rabbitpuncher April 8, 2011

Torping out 

An embarrassingly noticeable indicator of male arousal. Not unlike a boner, but much more visible, like that of a torpedo.
Me: Hey Farbod, come out and throw the nerf football around with me!

Farbod: No can do buddy. I'm watching Juno right now and I'm Torping Out. Hard.
Torping out by Elliott Stryker August 26, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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