Twored 

Count of two. See onered.

There's twored biscuits
There's a count of two biscuits.

Twored by Master of beargreen August 23, 2023

Twoked 

The past tense of Twoking. When you puke and go "number two" at the same time.

The last time I got drunk in Mexico I twoked in the bathroom while my wife slept quietly in the bathroom next to me.

Twoked by Flex Appeal January 1, 2014

thored 

when a sober, usually slutly girl has sex with a very inebriated, nearly unconscious male. Usually the male is only alerted to the fact that the thoring has happening after the sex has occured

My friend Kevin was wasted last night and totally got thored by that girl he was dancing with, he better get tested.

thored by darline December 13, 2006

twired 

Too exhausted to do anything, too wired to sleep.

I felt twired after drinking an espresso at 4:00 am.

twired by Carlyle Pollard January 7, 2004

Twired 

To be in a combined mental state of tired and wired.

I see my colleague in the elevator on the way to the meeting room. I ask him how he is doing. He says, "I have been up all night to prepare this presentation for the board. I've been working on it non-stop for three days. I've been drinking coffees like a bandit to stay awake. I'm so toasted. I'm so wired, too. Man. Hell, I''m twired.

Twired by Royal Wulff November 27, 2012

tworld

The Twitter world

Have a great weekend tworld!

tworld by HeatherBee November 20, 2009

Twore 

One who spends an excessive amount of time on Twitter. Especially in activities that may be interpreted as being perverted in nature. Twitter + Whore

See also: Skore, Emore

Seriously, you number your Tweets? You are such a Twore!

Twore by PooBubbleClub August 24, 2009