thored 

when a sober, usually slutly girl has sex with a very inebriated, nearly unconscious male. Usually the male is only alerted to the fact that the thoring has happening after the sex has occured

My friend Kevin was wasted last night and totally got thored by that girl he was dancing with, he better get tested.

thored by darline December 13, 2006

thorndale diddler

Located in the Thorndale neighborhood of Hamilton, Ontario, the Thorndale Diddler is somewhat of a non-fictional urban legend on the McMaster University campus. Following a string of late-night break-ins, peeping tom-attempts and other weird shit towards the end of the 2017/2018 school year, the culprit was aptly given the name. This was quickly etched into McMaster culture through postings on popular Facebook pages such as "Spotted at Mac" and "McMaster Confessions", as well as the university's own subreddit. Due to the mystery surrounding the Thorndale Diddler, we can only assume that they are still at large and students are urged to do what they can to stay safe when walking the skreets home from the 3am Thode lyfe.

**It is important to note that the Thorndale Diddler is it's own entity and is not to be confused with other, more ancient legends including the Thode bandit or the Westdale Wanker.

Student 1: yoooo I almost got diddled last night - caught the Thorndale Diddler peeping in my window
Student 2: wtf I'm glad I live up the mountain so i can avoid that shit

thorndale diddler by Kdissociation October 3, 2018

THORSDAY 

THE DAY OF MEN DRINK BEER AND DON'T WEAR A SHIRT AND DO MAN STUFF

Thor gave his name to the Old English day Þunresdæg, meaning the day of Þunor, known in Modern English as Thursday. Þunor is also the source of the modern word thunder.

"Thor's Day" is Þórsdagr in Old Norse, Doresdak ðorestak in Northern Sami , Tuoresdag in Swedish- and Southern Sami ,Hósdagur in Faroese, except for Suðuroy, where it's called Tórsdagur, Thursday in English, Donnerstag in German (meaning "Thunder's Day"), Donderdag in Dutch (meaning Thunder day), Torstai in Finnish, and Torsdag in Swedish, Danish, and Norwegian.

The day was considered such an important day of the week that as late as the seventh century Saint Eligius reproached his congregation in Flanders for continuing their native practice of recognizing Thursday as a holy day after their Christianization.

IT'S THORSDAY I'M GOING TO GO PICK UP A 12 PACK AND SOME STEAK AND CELEBRATE.

*GRUNTING*

THORSDAY by The Zeigler August 5, 2009

Thordis 

A very talented and funny girl who loves her friends. Is very good in bed.

Wow the girl I met last night was a real thordis.

Thordis by a-n-d123456 February 28, 2010

Thoreau moment 

A moment where an individual sees through the blasphemy of a given or spoken rule in a situation, and in a fashion resembling the philosophy of Henry David Thoreau, speaks against the rules or laws set on the situation often in the name of justice.

A potential form of anarchy for a just cause. The basic use of a Thoreau moment allows the individual to stand up for their rights when they deserve it most. Despite the parallel structure in diction, this is not to be confused with a nigga moment.

Security guard(across the hall): HEY! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THE HALLWAYS!
Person(getting something from his locker): But...I have a pass! And I need something from my locker!
Security guard: IF YOU DON'T GO BACK TO CLASS NOW, I'M SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE!
Person: But...I'm not a delinquent! And I didn't do anything wrong!
Security guard: I'M SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE HALLWAYS RIGHT NOW!
Person: Fine then, I'll talk to the principal about this, because this isn't right! An unjust law is no law at all!

~generic Thoreau moment

Thoreau moment by AtmaRoM November 17, 2009

Thoreson 

Thoreson is the greatest last name ever thought of by human minds referring to a God. Thoreson derives, and is said to be, the offspring of the great Nordic God Thor, God of Thunder.

Thoreson is a last name.

Thoreson by Thoreson February 5, 2010

Fredrik Thordendal 

Meshuggah's lead guitarist, and most likely the best in the world.

Meshuggah's guitarist Fredrik Thordendal is the bst in the world.

Fredrik Thordendal by Redneck Metalman February 14, 2010