tworld

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Have a great weekend tworld!

tworld by HeatherBee November 20, 2009

'twould 

The correct spelling of the contraction of the words "it" and "would".

Some people make the mistake of placing the apostrophe in between the "T" and the "W". Those who make such mistakes are clearly imbeciles.

Imbecile: "LOLOLOL!!1!1 i no how 2 spell!! t'would t'would t'would!!11!"
Intelligent person: " 'Twould be nice if you were to jump in front of a train and die."

'twould by Q_Man May 4, 2006

'Twouldn't 

A (most likey) legit word, along with 'twould've, that was popular in the Shakespearean time. Means: it would not. Just fancier. And more legit.

'Twouldn't be so hard for Mady to save money if she just believed in Jasmine's vocabulary. 'Twould've saved her a lot of time and money she spent owing Jasmine a milkshake...

'Twouldn't by fli;ehb;lvkah;sliefg December 11, 2011

tword 

1. Proper synonym for the phrase "word." The acceptance of a statement made by another.

2. Much like the question "really?" or "oh word?"

3. Statement used when one is satisfied or happy with a prior statement made.

1. Wilfredo: "Where the klud at?"
Umberto: "Done been twisted up, get me a light piece."
Wilfredo: "Tword."

2. That Guy: "Aiyyo, that nigga gettin BIIIIIIIG."
This Guy: "Oh tword?"

3. Danny Tanner: "She gave the ill dome AND...her nipples were the size of dinner plates.
Jesse and Joey: {simultaneously} "TWORD!"

tword by T Money December 27, 2004

Twored 

Count of two. See onered.

There's twored biscuits
There's a count of two biscuits.

Twored by Master of beargreen August 23, 2023

twould

having triple the size of a boulder(big butt)

yo reed got a twould

twould by twouldie April 17, 2011

tword  

(n)A word made by combining two other words to form a new, truncated single word. Tword is an autonym (a word that describes itself) as it is made by combining the two words, ‘two’ and ‘word’.

Examples of twords include cankles (calf/ankles) and moobs (man boobs). Recent years have seen the rise of twords to describe celebrity couples, including Brangelina, and Tomkat. For many years, marketeers have delighted in their creation to describe products or market segments, for example infomercial and edutainment.

Ohmigod, I just thought of a brilliant new tword for wet napkin – a wetkin!

tword by margie F February 19, 2008