Twongo

A person who makes a stupid decision against better advice, leading to embarassment or even death.

Stop putting your wet fingers into the socket you absolute twongo!

by Da_Milo_Bob September 27, 2019

Tongoloid

Weird autistic creatures that mistakes there own figers as KFC chicken and eats them

Sible was hungry at school one day and ate her fingers mistaken them for chicken wings
Fredrick:”What a tongoloid”

by Tongoloid April 25, 2019

Tongo

The preeminent leader in all industries. He'll smite you with his great power. He is the greatest person to live and is totally awesome in his music. Legend has it that suicidal people that listen to him became dominant figures in world history. Listening to him gives rise in your power and makes you want to live on the darkest days just by listening to his music. Tongo is an alternative to the popular word "god" and is actually higher than the word god itself. There is no word else to describe him other than tongo- this is how great he is, you cannot compare him to anything else. If he were ranked, he'd be higher than universe destroyer. Concisely, listening to tongo is worth all your time and your life would change greatly because of it. Reccomendation: watch pumped up kicks by tongo and rap god by tongo. Legend has it that each of his flabs equals to how many universes he has conquered. He is the kind of person everyone loves and wants to be in a relationship with

Damn! I wish Tongo was my boyfriend! My boy friend should be more Tongo....

by thesavagecripplewhomstisavage October 16, 2018

Twingo Slapping

A game in which you beat one of your friends if you see a Renault Twingo! and if it's a yellow one you beat him twice!!!

Your friend: why did you beat me?
You: I saw a Twingo
your friend: ooh! Twingo slapping

by T-struction June 19, 2011

Twingo

A very small and extremely successful car built by the French company Renault with up to 76 hp and a fuel efficiency of 47 mpg. The first model was introduced in 1992, left almost unchanged, and will only be replaced in 2007. The "Twingo" name comes from "Twist", "Swing" and "Tango". Some claim it's named after the "Twinbee" video game series by Konami.

Oh look, daddy got the leather seats for her Twingo. How ridiculous.

by sancali November 26, 2006

Twingo

Derogatory term for midgets
It's like nigger for midgets

Look at that little twingo over there.

That twingo can't reach the top shelf .
That little fuckin twingo kicked me shin.

by Fuppykins January 20, 2017

twong

song that you may twerk to

yo this is my twong

by bjfeltes September 4, 2013