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Tongol originates in Philippines Tongol’s are full of surprises and sometimes Serious they change emotions fast
Tongol should be here by now
Tongol by Tongol December 7, 2019
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Tongol is the type of man to spit in peoples faces when he gets mad

Tongol is the biggest dick sucker Tongol is the man to give 69
Man:suck on it harder

Tongol:I’m trying
tongol by Jjjjsssserdkdd January 19, 2018
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Tongoloid 

Weird autistic creatures that mistakes there own figers as KFC chicken and eats them
Sible was hungry at school one day and ate her fingers mistaken them for chicken wings
Fredrick:”What a tongoloid”
Tongoloid by Tongoloid April 25, 2019

Tongules 

The sweet act of performing cunnilingus with just your tongue. Preferably with a tongulous tongue.
Last night I gave a girl tongules. Afterwards she said she wanted to marry me.
Tongules by Chimonya January 22, 2010

Tontolaba 

Persona de poca inteligencia. Insulto.

Apócope de "tonto del haba". Expresión proviniente de la tradición de comer un roscón el 6 de enero. El roscón estaba relleno, además de su relleno comestible, con dos objetos: un rey y una haba. Al que le tocaba la haba al comer su trozo, tendría la obligación de pagarlo.
-Mira ese tío intentando echar una carrera con un león.
- ¡Qué tontolaba!
Tontolaba by Mindblower May 15, 2015
The preeminent leader in all industries. He'll smite you with his great power. He is the greatest person to live and is totally awesome in his music. Legend has it that suicidal people that listen to him became dominant figures in world history. Listening to him gives rise in your power and makes you want to live on the darkest days just by listening to his music. Tongo is an alternative to the popular word "god" and is actually higher than the word god itself. There is no word else to describe him other than tongo- this is how great he is, you cannot compare him to anything else. If he were ranked, he'd be higher than universe destroyer. Concisely, listening to tongo is worth all your time and your life would change greatly because of it. Reccomendation: watch pumped up kicks by tongo and rap god by tongo. Legend has it that each of his flabs equals to how many universes he has conquered. He is the kind of person everyone loves and wants to be in a relationship with
Damn! I wish Tongo was my boyfriend! My boy friend should be more Tongo....
A combination of a spatula and tongs. Found at Starbucks Coffee.
Dude I so would have dropped that bagel if I wasn't using the tongula.
tongula by Angelini April 6, 2008
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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