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Some one who Twitters so much, you start to get the akward information that should be reserved for only the best of friends (or just kept to yourself).
Jane immediatley Twittered to let us all know about her rancid fart in the elevator. What a Twittiot.
Twittiot by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 3, 2009

twitting 

The act of posting inanities to twitter, as distinct from posting useful/relevant/valuable information (tweeting).
Man, I signed up to twitter hoping that I'd find some intelligent people tweeting, but all I got was idiots twitting!
twitting by helio88 July 4, 2009
Twittiot: a person who is a blithering idiot when posting on Twitter.
Me: did you see what the president posted on Twitter?
You: yes, he is a fucking twittiot!
Twittiot by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018
Charlie Gibson: Katie Couric's journalism skills have been going to waste.

Deborah Norville: She has been presenting inaccurate statements.

Brian Williams: Yes, we can blaim her mass twition.
Twition by iLasVegas April 27, 2009
Twitter fiction (aka tweetfic)--usually 140 character long complete stories, but can also refer to serialized longer stories written as a stream of tweets.
This guy wrote some really excellent twiction.
twiction by Benraden January 19, 2009

Twittiot savant 

Someone who is expert or brilliant when Twittering in contrast with the individual's overall abilities.
It’s nearly impossible to get Brad’s attention when he is Twittering. He’s a real Twittiot savant.
Twittiot savant by MoLo36 April 22, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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