twitting

The act of posting inanities to twitter, as distinct from posting useful/relevant/valuable information (tweeting).

Man, I signed up to twitter hoping that I'd find some intelligent people tweeting, but all I got was idiots twitting!

by helio88 July 4, 2009

Twitting

The process of posting messages to one's Twitter page.

"I was twitting throughout that whole presentation this morning."

by Ballapeno March 28, 2009

Twisting the knife

Adding insult to injury; rubbing salt in the wounds; making a bad situation worse.

As if the Eurozone crisis wasn't hard enough on the public, the politicians' apparent lack of concern has been twisting the knife.

by Dr Fishcake October 23, 2012

twittling your nutsack

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.

Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009

twixting

Texting while eating a Twix.

Outlawed in all but three states, twixting is a double pleasure not easily equaled.

by Newman S. November 29, 2011

twisting bitches out

Having sex with a female. Literally, the use and manipulation of their bodies during the act of having sex; phrased in a manner that eludes to a quantity of partners to demonstrate sexual prowess for the male.

To understand, Kek was forced to google and search,
For 'twisting bitches out' but it just didn't work
But he took some classes, man that AP's tough,
Just to figure out that it was 'just sex stuff :( '

by fruitermelon September 25, 2008

Twisting fingers

when people put up gang signs

everybody wonderin y we twisting fingers..... cuz we gangters - gucci mane

by jazzy bell October 4, 2008