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Twitterpated 

Twitterpated means to be swept off your feet by someone you quite fancy.

It’s a very strong feeling of love and attraction.

From the 1942 film, Bambi:

Friend Owl : “Yes. Nearly everybody gets Twitterpated in the springtime.

For example: You’re walking along, minding your own business. You're looking neither to the left, nor to the right...When all of a sudden, you run smack into a pretty face!

You begin to get weak in the knees.
Your head’s in a whirl!

And then you feel light as a feather, and before you know it...you’re walking on air.

And then, you know what?
You’re knocked for a loop!

And you completely lose your head!”
Thumper: “Gosh, that’s awful.”

Flower: “Gee Whiz!”
Bambi: “Terrible!”

Friend Owl: “And that ain’t all. It can happen to anybody. So you’d bet-ter be careful.

It could happen to You! And You!

And.....Yes. It could even happen to YOU!”
The first time he looked at me with his cerulean blue eyes, I felt he could see into my soul. He peered deep into my emerald green eyes, I knew then that he was Twitterpated.

There was no going back after that.
Twitterpated by ForestFairy January 20, 2020

twitterate 

Adj. Literate in Twitter-speak; able to use Twitter.
Doug: Hey man, did you see my last tweet?
Tom: Nah, sorry dude, I'm still not twitterate.
twitterate by UD Phwoar July 26, 2011

Tittercated 

Tittercated is a term used for when females with large breasts suffocate other people with their tits during hugs, or at any other given time.
Kyle: Dude, I was just tittercated by Sarah, and I kinda liked it a lot.
Thomas: Lucky! I wanna be tittercated by her!

twitterfatigue 

Inability to get motivated to tweet on a regular basis.
I have not tweeted in a more than a week. I'm suffering from twitterfatigue.
twitterfatigue by lawlygagger October 17, 2010

twitterblasts

The sudden torrents of rank, gaseous bullshit regularly expelled by the 45th President of the United States.
So many twitterblasts come blowing out of this asshole on a regular basis.
twitterblasts by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2019

twitterstalk 

To collect information, passively or actively, on an individual using Twitter with the intent of using said information to meet (passively or actively) said individual in real life (IRL).
Her avatar is HOT, I'm going to twitterstalk her.
twitterstalk by slonkak2 January 28, 2009