Twittercitis

Twittercitis
~noun

painful, cramping and stiffness of the thumb joint caused by scrolling up for 3 minutes, every 5 minutes.

I can't scroll anymore, the Twittercitis is unbearable!

This Twittercidis in my thumbs is second only to the burcitis in my knees!

My doctor said my addiction to Twitter caused my Twitteritis.

If I didn't read so many tweets, I would not have had to scroll so much that I developed Twittercitis!

Twittercitis by Spunky Winkerbean October 6, 2018

Twittertition 

A competition run through Twitter.

I just won a free pizza through a twittertition!

Twittertition by mattywillie October 25, 2010

twitteritis

A term describing a not-so-rare messaging condition linked to the use of twitter, a micro blogging technology. The condition arises when one becomes diseased with sharing every aspect of what they are doing all the time, everywhere.

Twitteritis can be identified by overuse of twitter.com - when someone is brushing their hair - they rush to their browser to twitter that they are brushing their hair or to share that they are petting their cat, scooping ice cream...

twitteritis by Lorrie Thomas December 30, 2008

twittercation 

a vacation from using twitter

im on a twittercation

twittercation by kirtap628 July 12, 2009

TwitterChrist 

1. To make a reemergence tweet after a long hiatus on twitter. 2. A person who you thought was dead but then appears on twitter.
3. An online miracle.

1. Is DP dead he hasn't tweeted in 3 days? Nevermind hes a #TwitterChrist and just tweeted that his nut sack is sweating from sitting underneath his blanket for too long.

2. Holy #TwitterChrist, 2pac is alive because real 2pac has a blue star next to his name and twitters celebrity confirm is flawless.

2. Who the hell is Ham Celek following me? Oh #TwitterChrist I went to high school with that kid but hes dead to me.

3. Holy #TwitterChrist I can not believe that happened.

TwitterChrist by Jonny5G36 November 6, 2010

Twitterbitionist 

one of Paul's Twitter exhibitionists

Paul checks logs on often to check on his Twitterbitionists

Twitterbitionist by PJNlover May 21, 2021