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Twitterpimp

A. Someone that introduces you to - r solicits you into using Twitter.

B. Someone who is not satisfied with thier own Twitter addiction, and therefore recruits friends, family members, and strangers to join the strange and terrible addiction of 140 words or less
My friend Joe was my Twitterpimp. Prior to meeting him, my life was Twitter - free.
Twitterpimp by Pwrfulblonde February 22, 2009
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twitterpimp

a pimp who uses twitter to keep track of his hoes
Yo, Reggie is twitterpimpin' these days with all his hoes, making them hoes tweet dawg.
twitterpimp by mpierce_78 June 17, 2009

twitterpinion 

1) Opinions expressed by tweeters on Twitter; 2) Majority or prevailing opinion on specific subject as evidenced by tweets on Twitter.
1) Many think he's guilty, but that's just their twitterpinion. 2) The twitterpinion was that the defendant was guilty.
twitterpinion by GypsyMiss November 8, 2013

twitternipples 

A word used in place of tits in certain contexts.
Calm your twitternipples!
twitternipples by Gr1m7ock August 22, 2014

twitterump 

The persona that is projected in Donald Trump's tweets. Similar to satirical impressions
Did you see the latest unhinged Twitterump rant?
twitterump by By S.T. June 2, 2020

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026