Twiticle

A website article that contains a multitude of tweets. The articles usually focus on the (often wrong) opinions of celebrities.

Hey bruh, did you read that twiticle about Leo's climate change speech?

by thelordof September 15, 2016

Twisticle

Twisticle is common medic slang for testicular torsion. This occurs when the testicle twists inside the scrotum and blood flow to the testicle is restricted. The treatment includes turning the testicle in the direction you turn pages in a book. Testicle death can result from a twisticle and it should be taken to a doctor immediately.

Johnny gave himself a twisticle to stop his premature problem and had to have his nuts removed.

by UrbanTwisticle January 1, 2012

twisticles

a pair of testicles that are twisted up

Emily dida number on my balls, now I have twisticles!

by urbandickchinairy February 8, 2007

twisticle

noun- occurance when waking up and the male testicles are twisted around one another, cutting off the flow of semen

Holy shit. My balls are in a twisticle!

by glg mcgee January 30, 2008

Twaticles

The ovaries of a woman, defined from the male testicales and the female twat.

you twaticle.
God you have big twaticles.

by Merk November 21, 2003

twisticles

The uncomfortable male dilemma, when your balls get twisted and stuck to your leg.

Leah: Hey Ken, why is Tomerson walking like that?
Ken: He woke up with twisticles.
Leah: Twisticles.... does it hurt?
Ken: Imagine waking up with you left tit in your right armpit.

by fusterclucker December 9, 2012

titicles

Cross between testicles and tits. Used to refer to a womans cleavage

man.. look at those titicles

by Alex T. Grossi October 6, 2003