Twitdick 

Some people are dicks, and then they get on Twitter. People whose tweets are narcissistic, annoying, condescending, boastful and generally annoying.

"I had to unfollow that guy, he is such a twitdick."
"I need to buy another safe for all this money."

"OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me "
"Who should I recommend for #followfriday? Me, of course."

Twitdick by Twitdicks October 21, 2009

twitdicted

Addicted to Twitter. Constantly checking it, no matter what is happening around you.

You want/need/have to know everything in the world as soon as it happens, even if its pointless to actually know it.

Twitdicted:

Def 1:

Any person that is part of the 10.1 million Justin Beiber followers who NEEDS to know if he's pickin his ass right now, is Twitdicted.

Def 2:
A person who comments on everything that pops up on their home page. Dude, you're twitdicted!

Def 3:
First thing you do when you wake up in the morning, check Twitter: you're twitdiced!
You wake up in the *middle* of the night to check tweets, damn you're really twitdicted! Seriously, you need help!

Def 4:
Any person that follows just hot girls or hot guys is not exactly twitdicted, but just a plain creeper.

twitdicted by Ojibwayne November 14, 2011

twindickin it 

The process of sucking two dicks at on time

"Man, sally was twindickin it last saturday at the party."

twindickin it by kyle wolo February 6, 2009

TwixDick 

A girthy veiny cock, with inporschenet bumps and lumps

"I heard that Garry has a twixdick, did you mom?"

TwixDick by Thermalmango November 17, 2020

Titdick 

A titdick is a guy with a dick that resembles a tit more than a dick.

1:So...would you say this looks like a dick...or a tit?

2:A...tit.

1:That's 3 for Tit...and 2 for Dick. Great...I have a Titdick.

Titdick by coheed117 September 7, 2007

twidick 

The twitch in a mans dick before he become fully erect.

As I straddled and kissed him I felt his twidick.

twidick by K'laRobins January 1, 2017