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Tweetoholic 

One who has an addiction or obsession to twitter, sometimes instagram. Commonly found with at least 400 followers after a month of account usage.
GF: Can you just get off that app and pay a little attention to me?!

Dude: Sorry, but i'm a tweetoholic and i can't be cured.

GF: Fine, we're through!

Dude: *takes selfie* *writes caption saying "just broke up with the bæ."*
Tweetoholic by Mr. Pazizzle June 26, 2014
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Tweetoholic 

someone with a tweeting addiction. Tweetoholics are often in denial and need tweetrehab or a 12 step program like Tweetoholics Anonymous to overcome the addiction.
I'm a tweetoholic. I tweet, therfore I am
Tweetoholic by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetaholic 

A person who is addicted to tweeting usually wanting to tweet about anything just to feel relieved.
An example of a tweetaholic would be a tweet like this "Tying my shoelaces." I mean does anyone really care?
Tweetaholic by Tweetishea July 29, 2009

twerkoholic 

A skeezer who is addicted to twerkin, especially while drunk! Usually a slutty ass ho who has gotten laid by 7 guys at the same time before entering middle school. These little skanks are usually found at school dances in the middle of the room where people can see them. You should avoid sex with twerkoholics because they usually have more STD's than all the petri dishes in a laboratory.
Uggggh look at Tiffany grindin her little ass on George's dick. She thinks she's sexy but it looks like George is having buttsex with a fishing pole. Why does that scrawny bitch think she can just do that.

Aw Hellllllllll naw! I know I di'int jus see Law-kuee-shah shakin' her fatass in the middle of the gym. That ho think she be hot as fuck, but she ain't shit! I'm about ta smack a bitch.

Those ratchet ass girls in Mr. Ghetto's Walmart video were twerkoholics, b/c they were bouncing they asscheeks all over the whole motherfuckin store. They thought it was sexy to make their ass look like it was having a seizure in public, but no, it just made them look stupid.
twerkoholic by trajayjay May 17, 2013

Tweenaholic 

Someone who overuses motion/shape tweens in Adobe Flash.
James: That last flash animation looked crappy with all the misused shape tweens.

Ricky: The guy who made it must be a tweenaholic.
Tweenaholic by Smorgishmorg September 4, 2010

tweeteroholic 

she is on her twitter page all day, she is such a tweeteroholic
tweeteroholic by nitza23 November 20, 2009

Tweetaholic 

1. Someone who is addicted to Twitter.

2. Someone who apparently drinks something called "tweet". (that is most likely non existent)

3. xBaileyPaige on twitter.
Bailes you been tweetin' a lot homes, chill with the twitter updates or yo become a tweetaholic!
Tweetaholic by xBaileyPaige August 10, 2009
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