texthole

Someone whose texting behavior is rude or just entertainingly stupid.

Some guy was madly fiddling with his cellphone while the cashier was trying to ask him a question. I couldn't help saying, "Hey textole, if you don't put down the iPhone I'm gonna shove it up your textum.

Mary was texting someone in the middle of our Thanksgiving dinner. What a royal texthole!

I saw this texthole bump into a street lamp the other day.

by Sausalito Kid May 08, 2011

texthole

One who writes redundant, illogical, or pointless comments in an internet chatroom, blog, e-mail, magazine, book or any other form of text.

The texthole acted like he or she thought that what they were writing was valuable although their words were pointless in reality, thus taking up the readers time and or webchat space.

by goffish September 24, 2005

Texthole

Someone who repeatedly gets in your way while texting on the phone.

Sorry im late i got stuck behind a Texthole at the store.

by russelllll January 11, 2008