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Tweetentary

A Tweentary is a Tweet with truthful, inciting, and/or biting commentary that has been changed into a picture formated Picentary (jpeg, png, etc.) and re-posted or forwarded as a Tweetentary.

Multiple and/or chained Tweets, reformatted as multiple Picentaries, are known as Tweetentaries. To be considered a Tweetentary, the original Tweet must be unaltered and complete after going through the Tweet to Picentary to Tweetentary transformation process.
Robert had no idea how to Tweet and about a month ago he asked me to create a Tweetentary of one of John Fugelsang's great Tweets he had heard about. Robert continued to ask me to format more of John’s Tweets into Tweetentaries and because John Fugelsang has so many fantastic Tweets daily, Robert has accrued a treasure trove of out of this world Tweetentaries. Robert posts the Tweetentaries on Facebook as well as e-mailing or texting them out for the benefit of his other non-Tweeting friends.
Tweetentary by Bort6 March 3, 2018
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tweakenstein 

Referring to a 'tweaker' or someone whom uses meth-amphetamines,when they clearly should not be...& Although the dope fiends have enough speed in their system to stay awake for two weeks,they are 'overamped' and incapable of speaking,moving, or performing the simplest task in a manner other than that befitting Frankenstein...
Dude's been up for 4 days on meth...Look at how slow and confused he is!!! Steer clear of him, he's officially turned into Tweakenstein!!!
To state an intent, desire or wish in a Twitter post, that another person suffer harm or death.
“He twettened me because he didn’t have the balls to say it to my face.”
Twetten by ak4mc January 25, 2011

tweakend 

When you do meth on a friday and you stay up till sunday constantly hitting the pickle, or snorts with $ bills. However you decide to do it just make sure its on a tweakend.
TGIF I love tweakends!
tweakend by tweakerbird69 July 18, 2009
verb \ˈtwēt-ər\

1 : a person that uses Twitter to influence or lead by deceit, trick, or artifice

intransitive verb

1 : a person that uses Twitter to practice fraud or trickery

2 : to be sexually unfaithful via Twitter —usually used with on <was tweating on his wife>
I saw these direct messages on your Twitter account from some dude named Stanley. You are a tweater!!!!
tweater by jimcolv October 11, 2012

tweakend 

The act of taking place in a 2-3 day methamphetamine (speed, crank, ice, glass)binge, said during the weekend, as thought to be clever. Also see bender.
"Yeah, I just bought a big bag of meth, im going to have a crazy tweakend!"
tweakend by F.E.R.B. September 23, 2005
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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