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1) The end of your twat,

2) The opposite to 'Bellend'.
Boy: Bellend
Girl: Twatend
Twatend by haha010101 May 4, 2009
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tatenda girl 

Someone who is very confident and funny. She is very talkative and loveable. She gets very stressed especially about school work. Nicknames often include Tatti, Tenda-chicken and Tenda
You are lucky that she is a Tatenda girl

She is one hell of a Tatenda

Ohhh I've got Tenda boobs
tatenda girl by Zimbo May 22, 2017
A beautiful girl, loyal , trustworthy. She can make a frown disappear with her wonderful

sence of humour. Her eyebrows be always on fleek. Does 3-4 sports.She's funny loving kind when she wants to be and sassy when she has to be. She doesn't let anyone mess with her. She can be emotional at times. She always comes through. Never underestimate Tatenda. She isn't a fan of boys she's always focussing on school
Tatenda you are exallenf
Tatenda by Emily_xcx October 24, 2017
A Zimbabwean name for a male who is an attractive, well-proportioned, and imposing appearance suggestive of health and strength; good-looking:
wow that tatenda guy is the one i want to talk to
Tatenda by muzimbo December 2, 2010
To get fucked, boloxed, cunted

or

To be hit
We got really twated, then some guy twated me in the face with an ashtray.
twated by Timmeh October 8, 2003
Reach a point where your twitter followers count doesn't increase.
I've reached a twitend man. My follower count is in 212 for ages now.
twitend by Incognito Warrior April 19, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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