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You squashed me sandwich, you fuckin twatend!
twatend by Craig Mawdsley March 15, 2008
Words you can keep
1) The end of your twat,

2) The opposite to 'Bellend'.
Boy: Bellend
Girl: Twatend
Twatend by haha010101 May 4, 2009
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tatenda girl 

Someone who is very confident and funny. She is very talkative and loveable. She gets very stressed especially about school work. Nicknames often include Tatti, Tenda-chicken and Tenda
You are lucky that she is a Tatenda girl

She is one hell of a Tatenda

Ohhh I've got Tenda boobs
tatenda girl by Zimbo May 22, 2017
A beautiful girl, loyal , trustworthy. She can make a frown disappear with her wonderful

sence of humour. Her eyebrows be always on fleek. Does 3-4 sports.She's funny loving kind when she wants to be and sassy when she has to be. She doesn't let anyone mess with her. She can be emotional at times. She always comes through. Never underestimate Tatenda. She isn't a fan of boys she's always focussing on school
Tatenda you are exallenf
Tatenda by Emily_xcx October 24, 2017
A Zimbabwean name for a male who is an attractive, well-proportioned, and imposing appearance suggestive of health and strength; good-looking:
wow that tatenda guy is the one i want to talk to
Tatenda by muzimbo December 2, 2010
To get fucked, boloxed, cunted

or

To be hit
We got really twated, then some guy twated me in the face with an ashtray.
twated by Timmeh October 8, 2003
Reach a point where your twitter followers count doesn't increase.
I've reached a twitend man. My follower count is in 212 for ages now.
twitend by Incognito Warrior April 19, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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