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Tweakenese 

Sorry pal I don't speak Tweakenese.
Tweakenese by MistressP13 October 15, 2015
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tweakaneese 

a language only twacked out tweaker meth addicts speak after a few days with no sleep...it's jumbled wierdo mumbling
i cant understand you dude...i dont speak tweakaneese...you need to put down the pipe and go to sleep
tweakaneese by nifernuttz July 19, 2010

tweekanese

noun:
a) a repetitive and broken language spoken by a crack head/speed freak who is high, sleep deprived and famished.
"God DAMN... slow down! I don't speak Tweekanese."
tweekanese by Allen Mathews July 1, 2005

tweakenstein 

Referring to a 'tweaker' or someone whom uses meth-amphetamines,when they clearly should not be...& Although the dope fiends have enough speed in their system to stay awake for two weeks,they are 'overamped' and incapable of speaking,moving, or performing the simplest task in a manner other than that befitting Frankenstein...
Dude's been up for 4 days on meth...Look at how slow and confused he is!!! Steer clear of him, he's officially turned into Tweakenstein!!!

tweakanese 

n.

the official language of those under the influence of methamfriendofmine and the mumbly book is the official reference to end disputes and confuckulation amongst the twakked.
My pekinese speaks tweakanese when i get home spun ducky culo and we have the most meaningful conversations and then we caninicate all day until the tree people flatulate.

tweekenese 

a language spoken by a true tweeker after too many all nighters and a case of beer.
its nearly impossible to figure out what he saying when he speaks tweekenese like that.
tweekenese by wildchild17 March 23, 2011

tweakinese

A language that is used by meth-heads that can't be understood by anyone
Man I couldnt understand nothing that john was saying he was speaking that tweakinese
tweakinese by Turtletoes May 23, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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