twatulence

Monopolising conversations with stuff that you think is clever, only to make yourself look more of a fool than sophisticate.

at first sight he looked quite the man about town, but his constant twatulence (or twatulent conversation), revealed a far less cultured man.

by Karodan November 19, 2013

Twatulent

The act of being a twat.

The man's actions could be described as nothing more than absolutely twatulent in it's idiocy!

by Diedric McSpurglejunken May 15, 2024

Twatulance

Habitual fanny farting

I swear that Doris kept pumping out her front bum. She must have twatulance!

by Nuphagus January 4, 2020