Twatulent

The act of being a twat.

The man's actions could be described as nothing more than absolutely twatulent in it's idiocy!

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Twatlantis

An extremely lubricious vagina - a legendary island with febrile shores around which one occasionally laps

'Our lass was so aroused, it was like searching for treasure in a subaqueous environment. Like scuba diving around Twatlantis.'

Twatlantis by Milo2009 August 8, 2009

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Megan was having a stressful day and needed a little twattention.

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Monopolising conversations with stuff that you think is clever, only to make yourself look more of a fool than sophisticate.

at first sight he looked quite the man about town, but his constant twatulence (or twatulent conversation), revealed a far less cultured man.

twatulence by Karodan November 19, 2013

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A woman's vagina so loose and gaping its refferred to as an ocean

I'd date Sara, but she's got a twatlantic ocean. It take 5 dicks to fit in there.

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A group of small-minded women with little else to do but to start drama, be hypocrites and act like total jackholes.

That twatlet just posted the lamest bunch of crap EVER.

twatlet by IWH1 December 11, 2007

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(Noun) A slang term for a vagina. Often used crudely in reference to the nether regions of a promiscuous lady.

Guy 1: What about her?
Guy 2: Naw man, I know too many guys who have taken a dip in that twatlantic ocean.

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